Valentine’s Day doesn’t always have to be roses and romance – sometimes, a little cheeky fun is exactly what Cupid ordered. This year, we’ve rounded up the cheekiest and naughtiest Valentine's gifts to bring a smile (and maybe a blush) to your loved one’s face.

1. Obnoxious Chocs Funny Valentine’s Gift
Who says chocolate has to be classy? These hilarious chocs from Bagstock & Bumble are perfect for anyone who loves their Valentine’s sweet with a side of sass. From cheeky messages to naughty laughs, this gift is as funny as it is delicious.
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2. Horny Hearts - Printed Sweet Hearts
Sweet Yourself’s Horny Hearts are packed with cheeky, 18+ phrases that are perfect for those with a wicked sense of humour.
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3. Nice Butt :) Mug by KATE. Ceramics
This cheeky ceramic mug is the perfect morning reminder for someone with a "nice butt" and a great sense of humour. It’s equal parts functional and funny!
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4. Sweet Boobalicious Planter by HELLO LOVELY
Nothing says "I love you" quite like a boobs plant pot! This quirky gift from HELLO LOVELY is perfect for plant parents with a playful side. Fill it with greenery or flowers, and you’ve got a gift that’ll make them smile every day.
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5. Gardners Cookies "I Like Your Willy’ Letterbox Cookies
Nothing says Valentine’s like…declaring your love for them...all of them! These hilarious treats from Gardners Cookies are guaranteed to make anyone laugh. Also available as "I Like your Boobs"!
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Naughty or Nice – You decide!
This Valentine’s Day, go beyond the usual chocolates and flowers and give a gift they’ll actually remember (and laugh about). Whether you’re celebrating love, friendship, or just a love for all things cheeky, these gifts are here to bring the fun.
Browse our Vegan Valentine's Gift guide here or our Galentine's Gift Guide here!