Cheeky Valentine's Day Gift Guide: For The Modern Valentine
Forget Flowers: The Cheeky Valentine's Gift Guide for the Non-Serious Couple
Valentine’s Day doesn’t always have to be roses and romance –
sometimes, a little cheeky fun is exactly what Cupid ordered. If your relationship thrives on inside jokes, playful banter, and a healthy dose of sarcasm, a "serious" gift just won't cut it. This year, ditch the clichés and surprise your partner with something that’s genuinely funny, a little bit naughty, and totally reflective of your unique dynamic.
Ready to make them laugh until they snort? Here is our guide to the most cheeky and unforgettable gifts to bring a smile (and maybe a blush) to your loved one's face this February 14th.
Obnoxious Chocs Funny Valentine’s Gift
Who says chocolate has to be a boring milk tray? These hilarious chocs from Bagstock & Bumble are perfect for anyone who loves their Valentine’s sweet with a side of sass.
From cheeky messages to naughty laughs, this gift is as funny as it is delicious.
Shop Obnoxious Chocs - £16.95
Horny Hearts - Printed Sweet Hearts
Sweet Yourself’s Horny Hearts are packed with cheeky, 18+ phrases that are perfect for those with a wicked sense of humour.
Printed with bold phrases like “SEND NUDES,” these cheeky sweets are ideal for partners or besties who love a good laugh.
Nice Butt :) Mug by KATE. Ceramics
This cheeky ceramic mug is the perfect morning reminder for someone with a "nice butt" and a great sense of humour.
It’s equal parts functional and funny!
Grab the Nice Butt Mug - £20.00
Sweet Boobalicious Planter by HELLO LOVELY
Nothing says "I love you" quite like a boobs plant pot! This quirky gift from HELLO LOVELY is perfect for plant parents with a playful side. Fill it with greenery or flowers, and you’ve got a gift that’ll make them smile every day.
Shop the Boobalicious Planter - £10.95
The Ultimate Cheeky Gift.. Iced Shortbread Cookies
Show them you know their sense of humor better than anyone with a gift designed purely for giggles, and our cookies are guaranteed to do that.
What better gift that to let them know how much you love them, and their boobs, this Valentines Day. For just £6.95 including postage, our cheeky cookie cards are sure to make your loved one laugh.
Thick, soft and tasty shortbread topped with a funny, unique edible printed hand-drawn icing design - you won't find these cookies anywhere else.
Gardners Cookies was Est. 2018 as a sister company of our family run bakery in Northampton, Est. 1910. The fifth generation of the Gardner family started selling our town-famous cookies online for those that moved out of the area, and here we are, 7 years and hundreds of thousands cookies later. If you're a big fan of supporting small business, you've found the best place to shop.
If you know your partner will inhale that cookie in 1 bite, or you want in on the action, we offer bigger packs than just our cookie cards.
- Letterbox Set - £9.95 - Set of 2 iced cookies, one for you, one for your partner (just be sure to give them the memo..)
Gift Box - £14.95 - Gift box of 4 biscuits, the ultimate cheeky gift. Choose from our ready to go boxes, or create your own to give your gift box the personalised touch.- Party Pack - £25.95 - Box of 10 cookies, individually wrapped, perfect for sharing if you have a lot of Valentines to gift this year. These come with a mix of positivity, loving, Valentines cookies as well as few cheeky mixed in.
Valentine's Day isn't just for Girlfriends, Wives, Boyfriends, Husbands or Partners, It's about spreading the love with all. Friends, Cousins, Besties, Children, Cousins, we don't just offer cheeky cookies, we have loving designs suitable for everyone.
Spreading the love not your thing?
If you've got this far and you're thinking, I don't want to spread the love this Valentine's Day, we've got the gift for you.
Anti-Valentines, whether you tolerate the person or they suck less than most people - don't leave them out.
Give them the gift of cookies, with not so positive messages, but still showing them you care for them.
We've shown you our top picks and our best sellers, but the fun doesn't stop there. Browse our full cookie range or design your own cookie box.
Naughty or Nice – You decide!
This Valentine’s Day, go beyond the usual chocolates and flowers and give a gift they’ll actually remember (and laugh about). Whether you’re celebrating love, friendship, or just a love for all things cheeky, these gifts are here to bring the fun.
Browse our Vegan Valentine's Gift guide here or our Galentine's Gift Guide here!
