Valentines Gifts For Him: Your Gift Guide For Husbands, Boyfriends & Partners
Stumped for Valentine's? Ditch the Generic, Gift Him Something Great!
Valentine's Day is just around the corner, and if you're anything like us, the annual "what to get him?" dilemma is already kicking in. Chocolates and a card are sweet, but why not make this year extra special with a gift that truly shows you care?
We've put together a list of cookie ideas that go beyond the usual, catering to different interests and ensuring he feels loved and appreciated.
Why Iced Cookies Are the Sweetest Way to His Heart This Valentine's
Universally Loved (Yes, Even by "Manly Men") by all, cookies are the way to go this year. While some guys might feign indifference to sweets, a truly delicious and cleverly designed cookie is hard to resist.
We've picked our top 5, but we have so many designs to choose from. If you can't find the perfect design for you, we have a custom range for all sizes of cookies, whether it be a box of 1, 2 or 4 cookies, or a box of 10 for the ultimate gift.
Gifts to match their sense of humour, this Valentine’s Day, Let Your Cookies Do the Roasting 🍪🔥
Let’s be real: the "Prince Charming" routine is a bit exhausted. You love him, sure, but you also love reminding him that he hasn't emptied the dishwasher since 2022 and that his "gaming chair" is an eyesore. These aren't for everyone, but if you and your partner share the same insulting sense of humour we have the perfect gift for you.
For just £6.95 including delivery, our cookie cards are a great budget friendly Valentine's Day gift either alone, or as part of a bundle (ps. keep reading for our top picks to go with our cookie cards!).
This cookie card comes with the cookie shown, featuring our hand drawn 'you're a prick, but you're my prick' cheeky slogan on edible paper using edible ink. Edged with colourful sprinkles, wrapped and posted through your letterbox. Yes for just £6.95.
If you're more traditional, but in a jokey way, this one's for you.
This cookie card features an 'I'm yours" design, with a disclaimer "No refunds, sorry for the inconvenience".
our "Brutally Honest" Valentine’s Cookies are the superior choice for your boyfriend this year. Everyone likes cookies. And when the cookie says "I love you even though you’re a literal child," it removes the awkwardness of a hyper-romantic gift and replaces it with a shared laugh.
Take a look here and order yours for just £6.95.
The Way to His Heart is Through His Ego (and His Stomach) 🍪✨
If your partner is the type of guy who thrives on a little extra "hype," this Valentine’s Day is your chance to be his biggest fan. While we love a good roast, sometimes the best gift is a reminder that you actually think he’s pretty great.. even if he still forgets where he put his keys every single morning.
This cookie set features 2 cookies, in letterbox friendly packaging featuring a gift note sticker inside, yours for just £9.95.
One cookie is a custom shape, hand drawn by our team, it comes in an envelope shape stamped with 'be my valentine'. The other, a felt tip pen drawing a heart, featuring the phrase 'you're ULTRA FINE' - get it?😉
Our "Big Ego" Compliment Cookies are designed to give him that sweet, sugary validation he craves, wrapped up in a delicious snack he doesn't have to share.
Skip the Poetry, Get Straight to the Point 🍪😈
Let’s be honest: by the time you’ve been together a while, the "roses are red" routine feels a little... PG. If your relationship is less "notebook" and more "late-night Netflix and chill," why hide behind a generic Hallmark card?
No Cringe, Just Fun: These aren't your grandma's Valentine's treats. They’re bold, slightly inappropriate, and guaranteed to make him grin.
Box of 4 cookies, and our bakers didn't hold back, we’ve traded "Be Mine" for phrases that actually get his heart racing: Nice Ass, Take it off, Send nudes, Sexy.
We have 2 versions of this box, (3 if you count our family friendly version), our other featuring: Sit on my face, Let's fuck, Sexy, Send nudes.
Our gift boxes of 4 cookies are just £14.95 including delivery and a gift note. These cookies aren't for the faint of heart, and they definitely aren't for the office potluck. They are for the two of you to enjoy behind closed doors.
Don't worry, they come in PG packaging so your postie won't know what designs you chose, just that you have a great taste in cookie companies.
Inside Jokes: The Ultimate "If You Know, You Know" Valentine’s Gift 💝
Every couple has that one thing. The joke that makes you both burst out laughing in a crowded room. The weird nickname that makes zero sense to anyone else. The specific way he messed up that one recipe three years ago that you never let him live down.
Generic cookies say "I like you." Custom Inside-Joke Cookies say "I get you."
Tap here to design your own cookie set for just £9.95
Featuring a cookie stamped with a quote from our range, as we as a cookie printed with the quote of your choice - you can even choose your font! You aren't just gifting food; you’re gifting a memory. Every bite reminds him of that hilarious weekend trip, that terrible movie you both hate, or that specific "thing" he does that only you notice.
Make Him Laugh (And Then Make Him Eat It)
Valentine’s Day is about the bond you share, and nothing represents that bond better than a joke only the two of you understand, a joke-fuelled insult, or some cheeky slogans. Order your Valentine's Day cookie gifts today✨
The Perfect Pairing: What to Buy Alongside a Box of Cookies 🍪+🎁
A box of our cookies is a statement on its own, but if you’re looking to upgrade from "great girlfriend" to "legendary partner," a well-paired "side gift" completes the vibe.
Depending on which cookie collection you chose: Funny, Complimentary, or Spicy, here are the best items to round out his Valentine’s Day delivery.
The "I’m Sorry" Coffee Mug: For the morning after he reads the cookies..
Shortbread pairs well with tea and coffee too, so these make the perfect duo gift this Valentine's Day.
This mug is from USA, but there are lots of small businesses on Etsy you can also support.
Framed Photo of You Two: But make it a "cool" one—not the mushy one he’d be embarrassed to show his friends.
This Etsy listing features a unique matchbook style print at home template, or you could create your own bespoke design on Canva.
Frames can be a very inexpensive, personalised gift - especially if you're up to going thrifting at your local charity shop.
The Date Deck: You got 99 problems but a date idea ain't one!
This pack consists of 52 x A7 sized date cards, one date for every week for a whole year, you'll never be lost for ideas!
Created and sold by a small business, yours for just £10.00
"Light When You Want Me Naked" – The Candle That Turns Up the Heat 🔥
Looking to spice things up or give a gift that’ll definitely make him grin?
Just imagine handing him this candle and watching his reaction. Surprise? Laughter? Immediate lighting of the wick? All possible outcomes!
Relationships are built on the little things: the inside jokes, the shared snacks, and the ability to laugh at each other. Our cookies are just a delicious way to say, 'I see you, I love you, and yes, you’re still incredibly annoying.'
Give him something as unique as your relationship this year. Because let's face it: he’s already got enough socks, but he can never have enough of your (very correct) opinions. Order your custom cookie box today and get ready to win Valentine’s Day.
